pop quiz, hot shot.

1. The baby needs to be fed.
2. The baby needs to be changed.
3. The baby needs a bath.
4. Mommy needs to eat.
5. Mommy needs to pee.
6. Mommy needs a shower.

Prioritize the above. Hint: Changing the baby comes first. Then, assume that the baby pees while being changed, including into a puddle that unbeknownst to you soaks into his own hair. Reassess.