maybe i should lay off the browsing...

I keep feeling like I can look up the future on the internet. Like, a search on Google for "Maryland shootings" should bring up the identity of the sniper. Or, "Iraq threat to U.S. nuclear" should let me know if Iraq is a real threat to the United States. Or, "bad haircut Kate 2002" should let me know if I'm going to look back on these days and wonder what I was thinking (I'm in the middle of an awkward phase).