It's the truth, I swear

Slow-roasted

I remember that bug. I removed it from the light fixture.

Then I told you a story about how back in the Bronx I had this halogen lamp. One day, I saw the shadow of a big huge bug that had got caught in the lamp. Then there was a burning smell throughout the apartment because the bug was getting cooked from the massive amounts of heat put off by a halogen lamp. That was one crispy critter when I finally freed it. Oh, it was dead too.