names are changed to protect the innocent.

So, you may have noticed that I'm a little bit of a spaz. Or, maybe you haven't. You will. Anyway, I've got this whole repertoire of self-deprecating stories. And hurray and thank you for providing me a forum in which to spread them even further than my protective little circle of being. So, one of my favorite stories revolves around a punchline where I suddenly realize that "STOP ALL WAY" doesn't mean that this particluar STOP sign requires drivers to reach zero velocity, and that it really ISN'T okay to roll through all other STOP signs.

I know. I know.

Anyway, where was I? Oh, right. I'm a spaz. And so, apparently, is David. Which I learned today and shared with Marc (whose name I've altered to keep all the cute girls away from him).

K8emak: you have to read this.
K8emak: this is so much like the stop all way story (and truthfully, a bunch of my other stories), i can't believe it.
Petuniahead: that's funny.
Petuniahead: who is that?
K8emak: stuff and stuff.
Petuniahead: duh
K8emak: i don't know, some guy!
Petuniahead: well, how did you get there? are you just reading random pages?
K8emak: i have a link to his blog on my blog, and i thought i better go read some of his archives, in case they suck!
K8emak: (they don't; they're really funny.)