woe, that life should be so rough.

I wonder if there's a way to cure assymetrical freckling. Thanks to the convertible and ample sun, my left arm is freckled to a density about three times that of my right. Cure this, and next we'll move on to that seatbelt tan line.

and speaking of skin... I've started working out at a totally posh gym (which would normally be way out of my price range, but thanks to Marc's uncle is totally FREE) and I just wish the divorcees didn't feel obliged to be quite so naked or chatty in the locker room. Sister! I'll be happy to look at your I heart NY keychain once you put on that towel. I knew the gym was yupped up beyond my wildest expectations when the guy on the treadmill next to me was taking business calls on his cel. There is also valet parking.